What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

-mwahh

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

Can the right person make a narc want to change their ways? Is love that powerful? Has anyone seen this or experience it?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]